Butter Stick

The thing is, I don't like much butter on my bread. It's like a big pile of fat in my mouth whenever I eat something like that. Well luckily, an inventor has solved my problem.

This is the Butter Stick. It is basically the same idea as chap stick but with butter. You can spread it however you want and restock it and cleaning it is as easy as it is to put a butter knife through butter. Literally.
   This invention isn't particularly helpful in any way, but it does make people feel safer about putting buttered things in there mouth because they know how much they put on their food. It's still pretty weird, don't you think?